Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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