I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Dicks are not precious.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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