Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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