Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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