there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so that wasnt chicken after all
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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