he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I had to cum in my sink.
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