I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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