I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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