Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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