She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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