Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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