you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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