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the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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