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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?

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(203): Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook? http://tfl.nu/084o

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.

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(201): just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year. http://tfl.nu/847n

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(402): View more from Nebraska

next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.

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(402): next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first. http://tfl.nu/nkj3

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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.

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(801): He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick. http://tfl.nu/gyi3

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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....

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(717): I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday.... http://tfl.nu/1vhm

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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time

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(614): I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time http://tfl.nu/cp50

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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.

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(402): Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week. http://tfl.nu/y6xg

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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?

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(508): wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer? http://tfl.nu/zgl0

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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.

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(419): The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child. http://tfl.nu/ltf5

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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok

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(239): And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok http://tfl.nu/c91w

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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.

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(330): I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes. http://tfl.nu/tcgc

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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?

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(573): It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night? http://tfl.nu/nbyh

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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here

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(602): The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here http://tfl.nu/0qqg

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(301): View more from Maryland

I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was

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(301): I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was http://tfl.nu/qgt5

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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina

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(712): it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina http://tfl.nu/1wr8

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