it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen