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(214): View more from Texas

My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night

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(973): View more from New Jersey

There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....

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(317): View more from Indiana

I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.

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(917): View more from New York City

I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave

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(585): View more from New York

If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead

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