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brad dismisses pussy with prejudice

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(248): brad dismisses pussy with prejudice http://tfl.nu/6yt6

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I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said

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she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to

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You KNEW her power was out...

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(404): I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said (770): she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to (404): You KNEW her power was out... http://tfl.nu/ggzc

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just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'

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(847): just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame' http://tfl.nu/un7j

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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.

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(650): i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family. http://tfl.nu/mjvo

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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.

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(305): Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere. http://tfl.nu/rhba

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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?

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(270): I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea? http://tfl.nu/h6xa

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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?

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(207): I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar? http://tfl.nu/a7cq

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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.

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Haha did she know what fisting meant?

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Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself

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(734): Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that. (1-734): Haha did she know what fisting meant? (734): Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself http://tfl.nu/kykk

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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.

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(760): when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice. http://tfl.nu/5xpe

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Champagne is a vitamin, right?

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(904): Champagne is a vitamin, right? http://tfl.nu/gkox

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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.

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(201): We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home. http://tfl.nu/pssh

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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.

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(314): For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos. http://tfl.nu/t7k7

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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

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(270): I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. http://tfl.nu/gfm7

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Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun

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(760): Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun http://tfl.nu/taap

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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????

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(+81): He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave???? http://tfl.nu/srpt

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