I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?