What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
