Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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