yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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