I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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