When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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