Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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