let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
love makes seman taste better
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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