Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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