No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
