Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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