As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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