your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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