school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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