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• (248): View more from Michigan

  absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess

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• (516): View more from New York

  sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?

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• (949): View more from California

  just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.

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  21 Reasons You’ll Be Forever Alone

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock

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• (917): View more from New York City

  you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..

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• (561): View more from Florida

  There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.

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  How high are you?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?

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