absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?