Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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