I need help removing her.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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