West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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