the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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