at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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