I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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