Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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