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do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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