Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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