Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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