i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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