drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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