if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm at about main and main street
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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