im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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