When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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