So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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