I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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