Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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