just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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