i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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