when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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