I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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