I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Randomize
