I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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