she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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