coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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