I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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