She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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